dirty shafer

A old crusty worthless ass salesman

This dirty shafer tried to sell me some bullshit in a bag

by P nus May 14, 2015

shamfoza

a black man said this to my sister while looking at her ass, so I would assume it means "Damn!" or "That girls got a ghetto booty."

"Shamfoza!" said Rick when the hottest girl ever walked by.

by dude December 4, 2002

Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

Shafer

A person who has gotten fat from eating way to much from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

A shit taken after eating from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

Oh my gosh... that guy is a total shafer!

I just dropped a huge shafer!

I feel a shafer coming on!

by Rams876 April 15, 2009

Shafed

-The act of having dined in the worst dininghall at Virginia Commonwealth University.

I just shafed, and now I feel like shit!

by Rams876 April 15, 2009

Shaafi

Often used to describe something or someone very awesome.

Can also mean "medicine" coming from the original Arabic meaning.

A mentally insane person.
A "grammar nerd".
A person unhealthily addicted to something, in most cases, chocolate
A 'weirdo' or kwerid
A pyromaniac or hydromaniac
Describing an extreme phobia, usually of canines and/or felines

"Thats so Shaafi"--meaning thats so awesome and/or insane, crazy, etc.

"Dude, stop being so Shaafi" --in this case, the term means stop being so weird

"That concert was sooooooo Shaafi" --meaning awesome

by awesomeness XD April 18, 2010