Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".
I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
by ShaneDowe April 09, 2024
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ring shagger

To have sex whilst using a cock ring for his pleasure; to masturbate while using a cock ring
Guy 1:"Did you hear what I saw Kyle doing at the party last weekend?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what he do?"
Guy 1:"I caught him pulling a ring shagger in the upstairs bathroom..."
by cancerkiller666 April 20, 2020
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Shagger

A male figure who gets pussy, free weed and has a sick trim. Often located in jersey, channel island
This guy right her is a top shagger
by 6ft under March 17, 2019
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shaggers

to fuck someone so hard they rupture a spleen
ma girl fucked me up the arse with a wooden spoon and so I cummed on her mam. we had pure shaggers last night. she's in a and e cheeky fuck.
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shagger

some one that has sex wow
be a shagger
by shit on Xbox September 27, 2018
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shagger

have you seen shagger I just want all of him
by Archie2353 April 22, 2024
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