Girlfriend Sitting

Looking after you're mate's girlfriend while he's away (for a short or long period), and treating her as if she was your own.

Person 1: "Who's that girl that James is with? Is that his mrs?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just girlfriend sitting for a few weeks"

by Pillobeam September 14, 2009

baby sitting

When a person is smokin weed, drinking, or doin something else that involves sharing just sits there and continues to take multiple hits, drinks.. etc. without passing it to the next person in rotation.

this action will get you inevitably punched.

Babysitter: *puff puff*.. hey man did you see that chick?..*puff puff*..yea man she was hot.. *puff puff*
Friend: dude what the fuck! quit baby sitting that shit!
*punches leg*
Babysitter: gahh what the hell i wasnt! that was my first hit!
Friend: yea whatever just pass that shit your fuckin up rotation!

by peacefulpothead March 22, 2008

sexting sandwich

When two people sext each other with someone unaware of the sexting sitting between them. The person sitting between two people sexting each other is in a sexting sandwich.

Hey Kaysie, you're in the middle of a sexting sandwich!

by Swindon Dude November 20, 2017

selting

This family always speaks their opinion no matter what the consequences are, they are never scared to say hello to a stranger, and they all look identical!

That must be a group of Selting’s right there!

by HumanBeing November 18, 2020

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Sub Seating

The "seating chart" that students assume when a teacher is absent and the substitute doesn't know the seating chart. This usually entails everyone sitting with their friends, which makes the class that much more loud and unmanageable.

Example 1
Hannah: Hey, Josh, guess what? Ms. Kelvin isn't here, we have a sub!
Josh: Aw, yeah, you know what that means! Sub seating!

Example 2
Sophie: Why are you sitting in your assigned seat? Come sit here, it's sub seating.

by chatterbox321 December 5, 2010

Ex-sexting

The act of sexting your ex-spouse or partner.

Man: "I can't make it with any babes here. I'm gonna text my old girlfriend."

His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."

by UWS124 October 20, 2012