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Scissor Serve 

To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.

you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.
I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.
Scissor Serve by John Conde May 2, 2023
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Soft Serve

When you are serving model face but not fully serving. Kinda like a coincidental or accidental serve. One that looks effortless.
That girl is giving soft serve like why she look so sexy.
Soft Serve by gurgurgur January 8, 2025

Self serve buffet 

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.
Self serve buffet by TripleFcups September 5, 2025

Scoop and Serve 

The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face
When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them

Sante Fe soft serve 

Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers
Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.

Susquehanna Soft Serve 

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.
I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.