John: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
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Example: Obama seemed like a good choice when he was running on a platform of change but then he became an ice cube sellout
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That 300 lb. man in the miniskirt, knee-high boots, and blouse you see at ACEN every year? Yeah, that's Sailor Man.
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Friend one: "We're doing the Sailor Shot tonight you wanna join?"
Friend two: "I don't know man, I've heard that many have tried and failed in the past..."
Friend one: *Does Sailor Shot*
One hour later... DONE.
Friend two: "I don't know man, I've heard that many have tried and failed in the past..."
Friend one: *Does Sailor Shot*
One hour later... DONE.
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Another term for a rear end ranger
Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible
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Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible
Watch out Steven is a sailor of anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.
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