secret stain

Secret wank stains sometimes found in absurd locations.

If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.

I was lurking about in Teena's flat when, through carefull investigation and sniffing, I found several secret stains.

by fa la felicidad September 14, 2014

Secret Menu Spotter

Someone who seeks out secret menu items not listed for public viewing and shares it with the world. Most restaurants have secret items not listed on the menu.

A Secret Menu Spotter recently told us that Burger King makes burger bowls with no bun upon request.

by America's Broadcast Journalist March 2, 2015

Secret Hoe

A person who is a hoe, but does it to the point that no one knows.

Aye yo Samantha a secret hoe.
Are you sure? She don't be doing anything.

by Queen Jahnae June 17, 2019

Secret sauce

When u cum and feed it to someone

Bleep bloop secret sauce

by Ihgcjyfciyfcfify December 14, 2019

Secret Word

when bored you look up urban dictionary and search secret word then log in and make a meaning...

Secret word...
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by pseudonym qwerty December 1, 2014

secret pimp

a person who is seemingly quiet and good natured but in their personal life they are a pimp.

damn...i never knew tommy was a secret pimp!

by secret pimp lover October 13, 2005

secret satan

Derived from the Christmas tradition, "Secret Santa", modified for Halloween. Participants all put their names into a hat and then randomly choose a name. Each participant then creates a costume (either the idea or the full costume) for the person whose name they chose.

Melissa was forced to dress as a giant vagina because that is what her Secret Satan told her to wear.

by jefftimesten September 17, 2006