sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.

"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."

by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009

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Seal and Peal

1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.

2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.

Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.

by Your childs father. February 27, 2010

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seal meat

spotted scrotom, and or pokadot nuts, stinky seal meat

look at his spotted balls, total seal meat

by dangerdayne February 9, 2008

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Slippy Seal

If you mean a slippy seal just run away he will try and hug you and stair at you until he gets slime.he likes eating and if you say gay to him he will flip out and try to hump until you say sorry just try not to meet a slippy seal

bro get away you slippy seal

by Jacjhssssssss August 19, 2020

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beer seal

the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.

i almost made it to 3 beers but the beer seal has gone now...

by 5finger December 16, 2012

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