Shredding

The act of being a bodybuilder or Gym Nut. The constant diet that most athletes put themselves on so that they are able to shed their excess fat. Eg "He is shredding it in the gym". This is not something that is done occassionally, this is a lifestyle choice for those who are A1 Personal Trainers!

Frankie is shredding, he definitely cant eat that!

by KarlieOrexi. August 25, 2010

Screaming sea gull

Verb: When having intercourse on a beach the male pulls his penis out and dips it into the sand, then putting it back in. This causes excruciating pain for the female, and she lets out a loud scream.

Paul: dude, I had Sex with sam the other night on the beach and to ruin our relationship and break up with her I gave her a screaming sea gull.
Ken: That's one hell of a way to end it.

by Sheamus April 11, 2008

shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.

Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.

by Appleman May 19, 2006

screaming seagle

while engaging in intercourse on the beach, the man places his dick in the sand and sticks it back in his partner.

We were on the beach last night and we tried the screaming seagle, it really hurt.

by Clutter January 16, 2008

Shredding

The most satisfying thing to do with a guitar. There are non-believers, in this age of nu-school hiphop, rap metal and ska, but there will always be a cult devoted to the art in its truest form.

Dimebag can shred like a motherfucker. Seriously, he can shred like you wouldnt believe. Thats until he died. Rest In Peace Dimebag, you motherfuckin legend.

by Dimebag December 22, 2004

screaming shit

when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists

i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.

guy1: did you see that screaming shit?

guy2: no, or i'd be dead.

by the ice tea killer January 23, 2009

screeping

to screep; the act of creeping an individual (usually of the opposite sex) out, via superfluous, vulgar sexting at any point throughout the day, although often occurs at night when the screeper is horny and nobody else is around.

Brenden was screeping on Hayley between the hours of 1:00 and 2:30 am, asking her personal questions regarding her sexual preferences on the subject of chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and specific parts of the female reproductive system.

by Billaured Nordlaw December 23, 2008