Screamer

An emergency poop that hits you like a freight train. There is barely any time to react. Find the nearest bush and grab hold of something, there are no brakes on this sweaty, over-capacity, runaway bus.

Man, after I ate 4 helpings on Thanksgiving, I woke up to a screamer that took me for a ride!

by PutridDensity December 6, 2019

Scamera

A traffic camera used to scam motorists out of cash, cashcow.

ULEZ, CAZ scameras are legalised highway robbery.

by anonymous September 21, 2023

skillet scraper

A Kentucky gynocologist

gynoskillet scraper

by wingnightcrew May 26, 2011

Scum Scraper

A desparate person in a night club who hasn't pulled by the end of the night and is attempting to pull a troll to take home.

Look at that poor desparate scum scraper tring to chat up that sludge pig on the dance floor

by SludgeMan January 23, 2013

sack scraper

Same thing as ball scraper

I just layed down a GIANT sack scraper after Taco Bell

by My Name Isn't Kevin April 14, 2014

Goat Scraper

1. One who scrapes out grout from between tiles 2. The goat scraping tool itself 3. Any type of scraping work that is difficult and arduous 4. Holding the lowest position at work

Hey Goat Scraper! Grab your goat scraper and scrape out all the goats in the master shower before lunch time or I will slash your tires and knock up your sister! If I see even one goat un-scraped I will break your fingers one knuckle at a time.

by Planetstills September 10, 2016

cock screamer

n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.

"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."

"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."

by VeggieBurger234 April 26, 2017