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Scott

A total douche. Someone who’s sole purpose on this earth is to be a deterrent in other’s pursuit of happiness. Lacks intelligence, but is quick to bust someone’s balls over something highly unimportant. Ex: wearing a hat, holding someone’s hand, going too fast out of a parking lot, Etc. Gets paid way to much money to do his/her job, but still acts like a total hardass.
Why did y’all have to work so long?

- idk, my boss was being a total Scott
by mommyjobe March 19, 2019
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A man or boy that would rather look at chimneys than talk to you. A right cunt.
He's a right fucking ignorant Scott.
by Lego Head January 21, 2019
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Scott, the one that’s usually an asshole. He usually works at Lowe’s home improvement and has no manners. He curses like a sailor while getting raped in the ass. He has an incredibly small penis as well.
Do you see Scott over there??? He has the worst attitude.. Also I heard he has a small peen.
by the man with the big peen June 26, 2019
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constant rain so you tuck yourself in safe and warm and listen to Scott throw random roasts at you. He says it makes him feel like hes at the wheel. Also its his way of balancing out my "exuberant confidence level" (Scott). Easy, Tiger.
Hey Scott. I feel so sad, i thought i'd lay down with you and listen to your "emotional input"
Wanna cuddle?
by Krkič November 13, 2019
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Scott is a type of badass that doesn't give a fuck about anyone. He will treat you like shitty garbage. honesty he will cheat on you and find another bitch to fuck
Girl 1: Hey are you in a relationship with Scott?
Girl 2: Yeah but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: With who?
Girl 2: With that bitch over there
Girl 1: Oh, that gotta hurt.
by deathcats160 April 24, 2020
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Scott all the Scotts I know are salty ass people and typically are selfish and self centered bruhaps also a hypocrite hey if you didn’t know well now you know
by Kirai July 3, 2020
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a boy or girl that can be a HUGE dick but still a nice guy and/or boyfriend if doesn't fuck up the relationship.
girl:fuck u scott
girlfriend:man I love scott so much!!!!!
by secretbadgirl333 June 1, 2017
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