a tall, usually Irish dude who will make you laugh until your stomach hurts or until you pee yourself. He's a very attractive guy who will make you feel that you have a purpose in this world, other than breathing. If you know a Scott, grab him and never, EVER let him go.
by potatoe.calendar February 28, 2017
Get the Scottmug. A total douche. Someone who’s sole purpose on this earth is to be a deterrent in other’s pursuit of happiness. Lacks intelligence, but is quick to bust someone’s balls over something highly unimportant. Ex: wearing a hat, holding someone’s hand, going too fast out of a parking lot, Etc. Gets paid way to much money to do his/her job, but still acts like a total hardass.
by mommyjobe March 19, 2019
Get the Scottmug. constant rain so you tuck yourself in safe and warm and listen to Scott throw random roasts at you. He says it makes him feel like hes at the wheel. Also its his way of balancing out my "exuberant confidence level" (Scott). Easy, Tiger.
Hey Scott. I feel so sad, i thought i'd lay down with you and listen to your "emotional input"
Wanna cuddle?
Wanna cuddle?
by Krkič November 13, 2019
Get the Scottmug. a boy or girl that can be a HUGE dick but still a nice guy and/or boyfriend if doesn't fuck up the relationship.
by secretbadgirl333 June 1, 2017
Get the Scottmug. Scott, the one that’s usually an asshole. He usually works at Lowe’s home improvement and has no manners. He curses like a sailor while getting raped in the ass. He has an incredibly small penis as well.
by the man with the big peen June 26, 2019
Get the Scottmug. I dumb ass person that has no life and lives in a dumpster. also whats to kill them selfs because they want to meet God.
by Marco Royce October 30, 2017
Get the Scottmug. A dumb bitch ass kid in your school who thinks he is the shit, but he ain't. He is a nobody who gives it all he has to be popular. Brown hair short bitch who wants attention. He will pretend to be depressed, but isn't. he will cut, joke, threaten, even """""commit suicide""""", but wont get attention. But when he does... oh shit.
"uh oh, there is the attention hog Scott."
by Y33TH03 November 3, 2019
Get the Scottmug.