Store scooter

A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.

I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.

by Post rosaries March 1, 2019

Disability Scooter

Often seen in large chain stores like Target and Walmart, these are used to help the physically handicapped buy goods they need. Then, one day, fat Nora decided she would ride it to avoid any unneeded walking through the day. Now a real handicapped person is unable to buy their groceries, and the poor scooter is slowly being crushed to death.

Disability Scooter, A.K.A a mobility assistance device.

by Bre-1 May 3, 2019

Poop Scooter

A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot

Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"

by Holden McKack July 25, 2021

mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022

kiss a scooter rider day

on October 27th kiss a scooter rider, girls this is your day to kiss a scooter rider

it’s kiss a scooter rider day , let’s make out

by wsg maki October 4, 2021

scooter fag

a 12/13 year old boy who lives at the skatepark, acts similar to an eshay and is probably one of “the boys”

Johnny: “I’ve been practicing on my scooter lately.”
Ben: “Scooter fag.”

by mjlowden296 October 18, 2020

scooter girl

that cute blonde girl at case who wears short skirts and rides a pink scooter to class

"hey scooter girl! where's your scooter?"

by shakespeir May 9, 2008