Scalavino

1. A pompous man

Fred: "Look at that guy with the big nose"

Andy: "He must be one of those Scalavino people"

by FAPED January 7, 2009

Scale of 1-10

A scale used by some men in conversation about women rating how attractive a particular woman is. The ugliest being 1 and hottest being 10. Exact description of each number from 1-10 varies. One example is:
10 - "Will you marry me?"
9 - Stunning
8 - Beautiful/Gorgeous
7 - Cute/Pretty
6 - "She's 'ight"
5 - Average looking
4 - Below average
3 - Ugly
2 - Hidious
1 - "Kill it before it lays eggs!"

"On a scale of 1-10, what would you give her?"
"Hmm, I'll say she's a 7 at least, 9 on a good day."

by ricosuavey September 12, 2016

7.4 on the Rectum scale

A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"

Man, I had to open the windows, cuz that was a 7.4 on the rectum scale!!

by Joe.long222 December 15, 2007

Asian Grading Scale

For Normal Kids:
A- Amazing
B- Great
C- Fine
D- Not So Good or Below Average
F- Bad
Asian Kids:
A- Average
B- Below Average or Bad
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t come home
F- Find a new family

Guy: No wonder why Asians are so smart. The Asian Grading Scale is so strict

by Sportsexperter21 September 23, 2020

diaper scald

Diaper scald, severe skin irritation and rash caused by the build-up of excessive heat inside a baby's diapers. Diaper scald, the formation of skin eruptions in the form of pimple like, and red rash like areas, on a baby's diaper covered bottom. Diaper scald, (diaper rash).

All of the children wearing diapers at the halfway house, were suffering from severe diaper scald.

Mothers who use traditional cloth diapers on their children often forego the use of rubber pants during extremely hot, dry, or humid days, to avoid inevitable diaper scald.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 26, 2006

scalavino

3. a sexual act involving a paintbrush and a Tight end.

Andy: Did you hear about Erik?
Fred: What?
Andy: Instead of selling his art, he was in his PFW cubicle having a Scalavino

by FAPED January 8, 2009

Scalia

A conservative Justice that apparently as the biggest dick on the U.S Supreme Court. See, America (the Book).

Justice Scalia, is that a sausage in your pocket, or did someone just give a strict interpretation of the Constitution?

by Ruth Bader Ginsburg February 3, 2010