Mac Stabber

similar to a backstabber but to a higher degree.

A mac stabber will smile to your face, but stab you in the back.
They thrive off of being your best friend by day, sleeping with your bf/gf by night. Also often they use privileged information gained throughout a long term relationship in order to try and smear your reputation.

After we broke up she told the cops about everything i've done to try and have me arrested. Such a Mac Stabber.

She helped me plan my going away party and then slept with my bf when I was gone! What a Mac Stabber!!

After 3 years she lied to the cops and had me arrested for DV, Audrey is such a Mac Stabber!

by Mac Stabbed December 22, 2010

Slabber Dash

a slabber dash is what happens when jamie farts. his buttcheeks ribble together making a noise that sounds exactly like a machine gun firing baked beans.

dude did you hear that?? i guess jamie just slabber dashed again.

by gemrawrrzzz February 1, 2009

rectum stabber

A homosexual poofter

Man that guy is a rectum stabber

by spazmatronic October 27, 2008

Stabber

Alter ego of James

Paul: "James stabbed someone the other night"
Chris: "Oh you mean stabber?"

by I-stab-for-fun June 4, 2011

stabber

A vile excuse for an analy fixated male who thinks he is gods gift.

"I got asked if i wanted a lift home from a work collegue but i refused as he was a stabber"

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

Scanbert

The definition of a scandinavian Glambert.

A: I just love Adam Lamberts latest performance!
B: You're such a Glambert.
A: Yes, but I'm from Sweden... so I'm actually a Scanbert!

by glamaiira June 16, 2010

scaber

A greedy person who takes other people's things for him/herself.

You are such a scaber.

by zebestoneloveunicorn January 11, 2016