cum sandwhich

When you cum so hard you cum into a jar. You pull out some bread and put the cum in the bread. You eat the sandwich with some apple juice on the side.

I ate a Cum Sandwhich

by Fuck shit hole November 1, 2020

Hand Sandwhich

The act of placing both hands palms facing each other around ones erect Penis. Thus creating a sandwhich while masturbating.

Justin went home and gave himself a Hand Sandwhich.

by Kiefman420 July 8, 2022

Ham sandwhich

I’m built like a ham sandwhich :(

Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother…

by Fnazzy101 April 24, 2022

Guestella Sandwhich

The act of 2 grown men dumping on each other's chest then hugging each other rubbing it in deeper.

Hey Johnie, I hear Chuck would like a Guestella Sandwhich tonight.

by DJKSTICK October 4, 2022

Sandwhich

A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.

Bob: I just ate a sandwhich

Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches

Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite

Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches

Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not

Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is

Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-

Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill

by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024

ice cream sandwhich

when you shit on a toilet and squish it with the seat

I just ice cream sandwhiched the other teams locker room

by justinballs February 15, 2024

coonified cheese sandwhich

Something very tasty, can also be used as a greeting

"The monster ate my coonified cheese sandwhich" or as a greeting/in response to hello: "coonified cheese sandwhich"

by Armenian Foil November 23, 2025