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Sam is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy, safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Sam is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humor, Sam can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Sam will never understand how much you love him.
He is the reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Sam is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Sam, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Sam is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy, safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Sam is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humor, Sam can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Sam will never understand how much you love him.
He is the reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Sam is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Sam, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
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