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Sam

A man with an enormous penis. His penis is so enormous he could be a porn star on pornhub premium. He also has a huge load. Sam can give any woman an orgasm. He connects on an emotional level with any girl that he wants to. You could call Sam a pimp. He is the most amazing, sweet person ever. He is also fucking hot. Sam has huge abs and he gets all the girls. Although he gets all the girls, he chooses the one that will make him happiest. Sam is the most loyal friend you could have. He wouldn't leave you in the dust even if you just didn't have a rain coat. You want some to be your husband, boyfriend, or friend. Sam originates from the torah from the name Samuel meaning "son of god".
Sam is a very similar person to a James. James is the same person. Sam is also a nickname for a Samuel so they are equivalent too. Some of Sam's nicknames are Slammy Sammy or Sammy.
Fred: "Wow look at that man with a giant penis. He must get all the girls. He also looks really nice."
John: "what do you think his name is?"
Fred: "He has to be a Sam or a Samuel."
John: "Couldn't he also be a Jimmy?"
Fred: "Yes."
by DaddyLongLegs69 December 5, 2016
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Sam

Sam is the nicest person ever. He will always be there for you and he always has your back. He is honestly the BESTEST person in the world
"Sam is the best"
"I'm so lucky to have him in my life"
by Smart kid fan October 10, 2019
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Sam

Sam is that dude who creeps you out at first and you think that he’s going to just be a self involve jerk. But he’s not. He’s an amazing person and yeah he makes a lot of dirty jokes but he is great at giving advice and is in your corner if you need it. He has amazing corny pickup lines and he is a great friend. If you ever get a chance to be friends with a Sam you should take that offer bc he is a great person and friend. Also even though people call him a player he isn’t bc they weren’t real relationships!
Can we talk about how much of a “player” Sam is??🤣
by DarkAndTwisty April 4, 2019
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Sam

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019
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Sam

Sam is BASED and the realest nigga on earth she’s cute af and all the niggas want her cuz she’s so cute and pretty Sam is funny as fuck and will make u laugh cuz she’s just a real ass nigga she’s the most kindest nicest person and also the most confidential person you’ll ever have in ur life if u get to know her. she’s loyal and the bests of friends she will stay in touch and will understand u. She’s unique as fuck and has expanded music taste and doesn’t give a fuck if u like her or not she’s blunt and will tell u straight in ur face. Sam is the least fake person you’ll ever meet in ur lyfe she’s like no other
Girl: is that Sam

Girl 2: yeah look she’s based as fuck I wish I was her
by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023
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Sam

That Coward on Discord
"Sam is a Coward"
by Not Leg Man The Third August 6, 2020
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Sam

This person can drive you up the wall, she is obnoxious and clingy. she can be intense and assume you want to hang out all the time. She is short with blonde hair and blue eyes. She stirs up drama then doesn't want to be in it. she loves to take charge but always fails. she tries at sports and ends up injured because she just isn't good at it.
Team Player: Where's sam?? She isn't in her spot.

Other Team Player: Shes laying down in the middle of the feild.
by anonomous3456790 February 25, 2021
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