SAM

An acronym that means Super At Masturbation

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Other guy: jerking it cause I am SAM

by CrazeWay June 12, 2018

Sam

A female usually identified by Cookie Monster pajamas in public. She usually wears Timberland's with no laces. Halloween is her favorite time of year and crack is her drug of choose.

See that bitch shooting up in the corner. Yeah I bet her name is Sam.

by Bensterf111 December 6, 2018

Sam

a perosn that sucks

sam you suck

by samytheqeeen January 24, 2020

Sam

Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit

Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*

by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019

Sam

just sam

he’s sam

by Randomships December 13, 2020

sam

Sexually Active Mongoose
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall

"hmmmmmmm sam?"

by Girtruid Measure March 28, 2009

sam

a really beautiful, smart, sexy, crazy, lovable, with blue eyes, sexy body, nice hair, big lips, cute nose, caring boyfriend, always make you smile and laugh, doesnt pay attention to other girls, sexy ass cause he is an athlete, makes me feel special, in other words he is just perfect from the inside and outside and he makes all the other girls jealous of me cause they dont have him and i do :P <3

jessica : look at sam and his gf

emma : damn he is hot, i wish i was instead of her *cries*

i hate her.

jessica : so true, he is perfect *sighs*

by sb04-06-12 December 23, 2012