The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.
Sam so so sexy
by SamLovers February 15, 2023
Get the Sammug. 
The most sweet, considerate, and caring guy you have ever met. He treats the people he cares about like gold. He's completely selfless, and so so giving. He's a ray of sunshine and lights up the room with his warm aura. You couldn't imagine a more perfect person to spend the rest of your life with. Husband material, always.
by staticcalm June 1, 2021
Get the Sammug. Sam is a male with very long wavy hair. He is very tall and doesn't like socializing much. Sam is a very attractive man and has beautiful blue eyes. He goes to the gym everyday and has a very nice body.
Person #1: "Woah, who's that super tall, gorgeous, buff guy over there?"
Person #2: "that guy? That must be sam"
Person #2: "that guy? That must be sam"
by Ham_sandwich2998 March 8, 2023
Get the Sammug. Sam is a JERK and will ruin your life, he will try to make you do every thing for him, and he complains 24/7. He can go and suck a sewage drain.
Person 1- Sam can you pick up my pencil?
Sam- No go pick it up yourself.
Person 1- *Cry because Sam is mean*
Sam- No go pick it up yourself.
Person 1- *Cry because Sam is mean*
by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018
Get the Sammug. Sam is that dude who creeps you out at first and you think that he’s going to just be a self involve jerk. But he’s not. He’s an amazing person and yeah he makes a lot of dirty jokes but he is great at giving advice and is in your corner if you need it. He has amazing corny pickup lines and he is a great friend. If you ever get a chance to be friends with a Sam you should take that offer bc he is a great person and friend. Also even though people call him a player he isn’t bc they weren’t real relationships!
by DarkAndTwisty April 4, 2019
Get the Sammug. Sam is an extremely cool guy. He normally has ginger hair, brown hair and usually 5'9. He also likes to play video games with his friends. Sam usually goes for girls called Holly and Edith, he is kind and loving towards his girlfriend, however is easily embarrassed. His best friends are normally Ryan, Alistair, Iain, Ollie, Vincenzo. He has many weird talents, and is good with his hands.
I wish I was Sam
by Bishop Bante November 6, 2017
Get the Sammug.