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Weak Salsa 

Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.
"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."
Weak Salsa by Space Wrangler December 26, 2007

black salsa 

The morning poop After a night of chowing down elote and drinking Budweiser.
Man, last nights boozing and corn eating made my black salsa so thick that I need a soft shell to clean the porcelain.
black salsa by Queegal April 28, 2015
The act of emptying the contents of a jar of salsa into one’s anus and having another person scoop it out with chips.
Gaw’damn, Daquan and Lakeshia got that good ass salsa last night!
Ass salsa by Daquan Jenkins February 9, 2018
When she says don't cum in her mouth and you pull out and Cumin the woman's eyes, on accident.
Steve pulled out of my mouth last night and shot hot salsa in my eyes.
hot salsa by Jordynsrinkslikeshit September 13, 2018

Young salsa 

A homosexual dance performed by young Hispanics after a successful money shot at a donkey show.
The flamboyant men love doing the Young Salsa at a donkey show.
Young salsa by IBREAKYOURHYMEN December 14, 2018

Tossing salsa 

Tossing salsa is just like tossing a salad except you tug on his jalapeno.

When someone licks the anus hole of man and strokes his penis you are tossing salsa
Yo that one chick from the internet was tossing salsa right on the subway.