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Salem

nothing it’s just that Salem is a name
by JuanDavid9904 August 28, 2025
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Salem Techsperts

Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.
by Rafitimba June 11, 2024
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Salem Broads

A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.
Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!

Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads

Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.
by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016
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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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Salem Village Whip

A Salem Village Whip is a broom. A nice, shiny, fast one.
When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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salem/selma

kys !
r u salem/selma ?!
Yeah!
kys !
by salemhater1 April 25, 2021
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Post-Salem Depression

A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.
„Why are you so sad?“
„I just graduated and miss my friends, I have Post-Salem Depression
by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021
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