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Salad Fingers 

Gender confused "it" that lives in the middle of nowhere, in shack #22. All of his "friends" left him to go to the great war. He randomly names objects and bugs. He has a very "colorful" imagination and a preferance for rusted metal. He likes it when the "red water" comes. He has a lack of intelectual skills and utterly terrified by human speech except for his own, as shown in episode 5. There are currently 7 episodes all of which created by David Firth.
(as Salad Fingers stabs his finger on a rusty hook) "I like it when the red water comes out"
Salad Fingers by Fat-Pie April 29, 2006
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salad girl 

An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.
Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.
salad girl by hititlong January 4, 2006

salad fork 

In the pimp business, it is the first ho you recruit to work the streets.
Oh shiiiet daddys little salad fork got us all the WHITESTAR!!!!
salad fork by KFED April 30, 2006

salad snake 

Honorary fagtopian
salad snake by Roboziz July 12, 2017

Salad dressing 

When semen is ejaculated on a woman's anus and pussy.
i've been tossing your salad for the last 30 minutes, now I'm going to put some salad dressing all over it!
Salad dressing by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

Salad Dodger

A non offensive term refering to fat people.
Man watch it there is a salad dodger checking you out. Or you can say thats a lifetime salad dodger.
Salad Dodger by Shayfer Mosness February 5, 2004

salad with dressing on the side 

A male pulls out, Ejaculates on the ass cheek of his choosing, and then eats the other persons ass.
Sex was feeling so good he pulled out and yelled I’ll have the salad with dressing on the side!