paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim

make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !

by chopmiester December 5, 2006

Panty Saddle

A maxi pad, especially one with wings.

If you're going to the store, would you pick me up some panty saddles?

by spastastic March 23, 2011

Rag Saddle

Describes a sanitary towel.

She is currently riding the rag saddle. - She is on her period.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner September 6, 2013

back saddle

When a male has his dick in a girl while she is on top of him and giving someone else a blowjob (usally used during a threesome).

This girl was doing a back saddle last night.

by May is bae April 4, 2017

Beef Saddle

The cooler, less mainstream incarnation of the bass guitar.

I like my beef saddle rare to medium-rare. The thicker and juicier the better. Really get up in there. Don't be afraid! Really just man handle that f*ckin' thing, ya know!? COME ON NAHW! SLAPPA DA BEEEEEF SADDLE, MOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!

by Dr. Hoppelgangerstein May 31, 2018

Siamese Saddle

When you are having intercourse with a Siamese twin and one is sucking your dick while the other is eating your ass

I just did the Siamese saddle with These two twins.

by Dingle Quandale the third May 20, 2022

polish ham saddle

A sexual position in which the male gets down on all fours (naked), so that his front is facing up, the partner rides on top in a side-saddle position.

polish ham saddle it's a difficult sexual position to master.

by Knight0wl March 2, 2014