Teen Stomach is a condition most commonly associated with teenagers, the primary sympton being a munchies-like desire to consume food. However, this is different from munchies in a few ways, the most notable being that one never needs to be high to feel it. Also noted is that one who "suffers" will not eat just anything, but things that are readily available and of higher preference. The last difference is that they will eat even if full or just not hungry. This not to be confused with eating out of boredom or just being very hungry. The reason it is called "teen" stomach is that the affliction could be caused by a sudden unexplainable increase in the metabolism of an individual, hightening it to the level of a teenager.
"Dude, you ate ALL the snacks? You're gonna have to work out for a fucking month!"
"Nah, man, it was Teen Stomach, I'll be fine."
"You better be sure. Being wrong will cost ya."
"Trust me, it fits."
"Nah, man, it was Teen Stomach, I'll be fine."
"You better be sure. Being wrong will cost ya."
"Trust me, it fits."
by xGRKxBullseye January 02, 2012
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by Bob Carter February 12, 2004
by chief masta bata x July 23, 2003
filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.
it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.
the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.
the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!
that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!
i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!
i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.
by Matt December 06, 2003