Stanky Jarvis

A mythical bird spoken of in a prophecy, source unknown, signifying sexual qualities of both abiotic and biotic items.

"Good god, that Jarvis is down-right stanky"

OR

"I know you want some of this Stanky Jarvis"

by Curtis Honeytoast October 24, 2011

Stanky Wrist

You put something stanky on your wrist and put it under someones nose and hope for the best.

Yo homie I stanky wristed him good

by Tsunim_ December 21, 2019

stanky twanky

A unclean penis

Wash your stanky twanky
My penis is clean I don't need to wash it

by Soup+soup=soup January 7, 2018

Stanky Ferret

A dick that has stank from anal.

Hey bro, your mom gave me a stanky ferret last night.

by DICKBONEJONES September 7, 2016

Stanky Chez

When someone’s balls smell so badly u can smell them from the Death Star

Yo Man U smell that Stanky Chez bruv that mingin yo use some fanny spray

by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 17, 2019

Stanky Wanky

A putrid smelling wank.

Person 1: Stay out of Kyles room man.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he just chucked a stanky wanky.

by Joel Archbold September 24, 2020

Stanky Leg

When a man succeeds in sticking his whole leg into a woman's butthole.

"Last night Billy did the stanky leg with his girl"
"impressive, i gotta meet this chick"

by diarrhea mouth? December 30, 2009