How to play Soap Pony:
1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).
2. Strip down to your chaps (aka
buck ass nude).
3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.
4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.
5. The soap pony
will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting
sun.