Slappy

Another way of calling someone a dummy without being so blunt or without them catching on. Comes from "Slappy the Dummy" a ventriloquist dummy from the series goosebumps.

"Listen slappy, no one asked you for your opinion so why don't you fuck off?"

by dasquidkid January 19, 2020

Slappy Dallas

when a girl puts dip in here mouth and gives you a blowjob

Doo: cmon soup give me one of your special slappy dallas
Soup: ok but you bring the dip and don't tell mcnasty again

by yeetgood October 15, 2020

Slappies

When your bro or a stranger is at an adjacent urinal and needs help with getting the dew off the lilies.

"Hey bro, you need slappies?" "Yeah man, you?" "Yeah." *slaps* *slaps* "Thanks!" "No problem!

by SHTH34D May 26, 2021

mad slappy

To be very very violent with whoever try's anything with you.

Yo imma go mad slappy on this guy if he doesn't get out my face.

by madtraddy July 14, 2017

Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

Slappy

A weird dude named Christian.

Eww obviously slappy is a weirdo!

by shefw.ax September 3, 2022

Slappy

Someone who cheers for a team when they have no reason or affiliation to the team whatsoever.

Dude, I'm the Cowboys biggest fan!
I thought you were from North Carolina?!
I am.
You're a slappy!

by Savage3OO6 January 24, 2023