Skyrim

When you eat someone’s ass while on the plane

I was skyrimming this girl on my way to Jamaica

by Hippieflippie88 March 15, 2022

Skyrim

n) The 5th installment of the Elder scrolls series

v) Using pure persistence and videogame exploitation to climb almost vertical surfaces like a mountain goat

Bro1: Dude you can't just Skyrim your way to the 5th floor of this hotel

Bro2: Hol up g I'm over encumbered lemme eat 54 wheels of cheese and drink 28 alto wine

by TrashyOne January 2, 2022

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021

skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.

I gave that bitch a skyrim job!

by Back Door Sloot October 6, 2012

Skyrim

A game made by Bethesda that is more addictive than most drugs.

Joshua: Have you seen Ian lately?
Bruce: Ever since he picked up Skyrim I haven't seen him

by Playing Skyrim RN October 15, 2021

skyrim

When your parter stands on something so their ass is face level with you and you give them a rimjob.

“The ol lady and I are gonna play some Skyrim”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”

by DurtyDurn September 11, 2021

Skyrimming

When eating ass in a penthouse or plane.
(High elevation)

Hey baby, wanna get super high and do some skyrimming?

by ImmortaIity October 9, 2025