Single Aware

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.

Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.

by Lil-Dan February 14, 2009

single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.

Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.

by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023

Single-hander

Someone who has had sex with between one and five people, i.e. they can count their sexual partners on a single hand.

If I had your luck, I'd still be a single-hander.

by SFMG November 13, 2012

im single

same

my friend said "im single" help

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu im single March 24, 2021

single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.

-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"

by Single15 July 29, 2014

Mariah Single

Big tits, sexy ass thot. I’d tap that

Mariah Single , Also Known as Big tits Mariah

by Bendohenyfuckedarooundwithme September 18, 2018

Single day

National single day is October 8-13 it means you Don't have a boy friend its single day and i just want to tell u i love u

Ugh is national boyfriend day When is national single day

by The mysterious Zodiac person October 5, 2019