professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.

Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

Shelf Shitter

A book that is outdated and not appealing to the majority of the population. The book is put on a cart and given away.

Donald Trump"s book, The Art of the Deal, is a shelf shitter.

by Everything Daviska March 30, 2017

shy shitter

a person who is embarrassed to shit in public restrooms, or one who is embarrassed to shit when other people are close by.

He would never go to the bathroom when other people were around, he'd hold it all day long till he got home from work and would let it go. That man is a shy shitter.

by RdEx March 18, 2006

The Phantom Shitter

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.

Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...

by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010

baby shitter

The orifice of a woman's body from which babies are delivered into the world

Susan: What's wrong?
Jane: There is a little head sticking out of my baby shitter

by 9o47 January 2, 2008

porta-shitter

A plastic portable bathroom that has a mound of poo up the honey hole.

Dude, somebody crapped on the giant mound of poo and now its over the seat cover of the porta-shitter

Are they ever going to clean the porta-shitter?

Have you seen a porta-shitter?

Im going to drop the chiefs off at sea.

by whoisblank1 April 14, 2010

shameful shitter

contrary to a "shameless shitter" a shameful shitter will hold it in for hours before daring to go into a public restroom, they rather wait 'till they get home or in a case of an emergency they will scout out a lonesome or retreated restroom and proceed to shit and run, but they will do it in a continued state of terror and anxiety that someone will come in and smell their aroma or hear their farts, in such case they will wait for hours until the restroom is clear of people to avoid the "Walk of Shame"

Wife : Honey can't you go any faster? I'm prairie dogging!!

Husband : Why didn't you go at the mall?

Wife : The restroom was full and you know I'm a shameful shitter, now step on it!!

by joshua700 October 6, 2009