Shithead

The type of person that would leave a skid mark on the toilet and not clean it up after using the bathroom, in public or in somebody’s house.

That guy is a total shithead, he walked out of the bathroom before me and left skid marks on the toilet.

by jgn21 May 22, 2024

Shithead

Shithead is a name a parent would give to the most unfortunate of foetuses

Darryl: omg look at the new kids name.
Marco: his name is deadass shithead, his parents must hate him

by ChildishMcqueen March 20, 2024

Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 6, 2022

preppy shitheads

computer geeks and nerds that program the bullshit!

Bill Gates started the original "preppy shitheads" by creating them!

by jeffernator June 13, 2022

Shithead

A person who really annoys you.. a lot.

Person 1: Haha I won
Person 2: Shithead

by shithead definer March 5, 2022

Shithead

Pronounced: Sha-Feed

The phrase "Shit Head" but without the space making both the T & H silent as per expected pronunciation.

Can be used to comical affect during a conversation to describe someone or a pet. Can also be pluralised: Shitheads

My dog Benji was being a right Shithead yesterday.

The current government are a bunch of Fucking Shitheads.

by Neosid December 2, 2025