Sherlock

A short Asian boy with limited vocabulary and a banging bowl cut

Person 1: 'Hey sherlock I like your hair today'
Sherlock: 'Kill yourself you fucking cunt' *slowly walks away and gets thundercunted by some fat fucker with a basketball*

by bigcockgingerman November 23, 2023

Sherlock

A noun turned adjective depicting someone who lacks common sense or someone who mentions the "obvious".
A substitute for "Captain Obvious"
A sarcastic way of calling someone a genius.

Person: Dude, she's a girl!
You: Yeah, no shit Sherlock

by NPixel89 May 22, 2020

Sherlock

An idiot who misspells Sherlocke

(Argument online)

A: The sun is yellow, doofus.
B: No shit, Sherlock, it looks like that to us, but it contains all colours or sum shit.
A: LMAO you misspelled Sherlocke.

by AtlanticComputer August 23, 2020

Sherlocking

When your client/device is having internet issues ,for instance "disconnecting" or even "high ping" and heavy latency. the curse can be lifted through a prayer to the sherlock gods

HELP, IM SHERLOCKING AAAAAAAAAA

by Skilledpixel60 April 16, 2024

Sherlocked

Urban dictionary:

“Sherlocked - for a pussy, man child to be fucked ruthlessly in the ass by a dominant male”

Example: “Stephen is such a pussy, he got sherlocked the other day and talks about it”

by Heavyload3000 September 23, 2021

Sherlocked

getting "sherlocked", someone using a python script to find accounts linked to a single name online

I got Sherlocked and they put that shit on doxbin , now I have people emailing me phishing links

by Beeendeee December 18, 2021

Pocket Sherlock

When you channel the Sherlock Holmes you have in your pocket to solve your problem and then put him to sleep again.

"It's always the cable's fault." - Your Pocket Sherlock

by May 20, 2024