sheet surfing

To have sex on top or under the sheets

Man you should see the chick I went sheet surfing with last night.

by ron ron juice February 18, 2011

Sheet Blood

Blood leaking for the rectal area during sleep....on the bed sheets..

Man, i sheet blood for a week..

by jomama94 November 23, 2009

Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.

The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.

by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

Durty Sheets

New American alcoholic drink: one shot of Silver Petron, half to one shot of Grand Marnier, two to three ice cubes. Best used on women who are not used to getting drunk.

Dude, if you want her to get slutty, get her a few durty sheets. She'll be going down on you in no time.

by mr.durtysheets April 26, 2011

sheet scrapers

Pejorative for long tits that hang down and rub on bedsheets while engaging in doggystyle sex.

Nice tits! Nah, take off the bra and you'll see she has sheet scrapers

by Polk County March 10, 2016

painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016

Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus September 7, 2007