shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.
Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.
by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022
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shard

shard is synonym for retard
You are a real shard
by jan_890 January 08, 2018
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shard

when your stan is hard and soft at the same time
"minhyuk looking soft but that jacket got me fucked up, he looking shard af"
by trash of trash December 15, 2017
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shard

shid fard same time very insane
me: i sharded

Friend: holy shid
by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022
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Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.
I sharded in my pants.
by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 05, 2022
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Shard Salada

Eating someone's ass out who has just sharded (fart that went wrong)
She gave me a shard salada and I liked it
by Rod77777 April 25, 2022
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