The Sergeant Bilco

This infamous act involves doing the traditional testy tuck, which is obviously placing your scrotum and penis between your legs.

However, the magic starts when you also nipple yourself, whilst your friends and/or relatives take incriminating photographs of you.

And voila - you've done The Sergeant Bilco

This act first came to notoriety in 2007 in a Magaluf hotel room. To fully recreate this filthy act, a sleezy, darkened hotel room makes for a perfect ambience.

"Oh my goodness - look at my pictures.....I've done the best example of The Sergeant Bilco"

by Sam Du Feu January 15, 2008

serect

A brand new button on the Sony Playstation 3 controller.

To turn on the cursor mode, simply press the Serect button.

by Kenyai June 19, 2006

serbed

Kinda like "served"...only done by someone of Serbian decent. Usually also implying overwhelming sexual prowess and natural ability.

You got "serbed"...
Wow, that slavic guy "Serbed" your mom last night...
Shii dawg, i heard Sasa "serbed" that bitch last night...
Put a Tiger in that Bitch's Tank, "serb" her!

by Sasa Z. July 31, 2006

Sergeant Snuggles

A person who horny military men fantasize about. This occurs often when these soldiers are on long bouts of duty and need comforting thoughts. They are known to daydream about Sergeant Snuggles naked (typically performing sexual acts). This is partly due to loneliness and partly due to desperation (also extreme homosexuality plays a significant roll). The most commonly occurring fantasy is when a soldier imagines himself as a new recruit whom is trapped in a foxhole with the Sergeant and than is ordered to perform sexual acts. They in turn perform the acts and then proceed to cuddle through the long, cold night in the Sergeant's arms. It is also notable to say that their is a real life Sergeant this “Sergeant Snuggles” got named after. He is on active duty in North Carolina and currently dating a fellow Marine.

1. While Private Putz was sleeping some bunk mates observed him softly murmuring the name Sergeant Snuggles. They witnessed him saying in his slumber "Oh Sergeant, order me to do 100 push ups on Mr. Missile...". When awakened Private Putz quickly denied having wet dreams about the infamous Sergeant yet his bunk mates noticed that he had an erection and what appeared to be a small stain on his pants.

2. Private Putz was spotted exiting the barracks of Sergeant Snuggles early Saturday morning. The Private has always thought of Sergeant Snuggles as being "dreamy" yet denied it but now after witnessing him perform the "walk of shame" it is known to be true. When questioned about his sleepover with the Sergeant he exclaimed "I can't deny it anymore! I love Sergeant Snuggles! He holds me and won’t let me go like a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay. When he spoons me in his top bunk I feel so warm and cozy. If I get sent away to war it will be his love letters that keep me going!...” Then he started crying and continued on. “He's bombed my ass more than desert storm and has enlisted in my heart for life!" Private Putz was then awarded the Purple Penis for his bravery in telling such an embarrassing tale. Although Private Putz has since left the Marines he still maintains a long distance relationship with his beloved Sergeant.

by Ray14 April 10, 2009

Sedgefield

A nice, calm, tranquil place during the week. However on a Friday night it transforms into a vicious hell hole filled with the embarrassing scum from neighbouring areas.

Guy 1: You ever been to Sedgefield?
Guy 2: Nah man do you think I wanna die?

by Crazy Woodpecker June 3, 2018

sergei

aaron stanford's very sexy russian character on third watch. officer sully's stepson, and tatiana's son. he was killed off in the episode judgement day.

that guy over there was almost as hot as sergei.

by Alira January 17, 2004

Sarge

A large shit, or a massive dump or stool.

Dude, after eating granola cereal for breakfast, I had to take a Sarge. It sure did stink!

by Mike Newing (Rutabaga) April 27, 2008