When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.
Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.
by Sharktopuss March 09, 2019
1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.
2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.
2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.
by Your childs father. February 28, 2010
A chubby seal is someone who is so small but fat at the same time
They are usually popular with emis emilys abbies katies jessicas
They are usually popular with emis emilys abbies katies jessicas
by Chubbylaseal December 05, 2020
the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.
by 5finger December 16, 2012
by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 01, 2021
by dangerdayne February 09, 2008
laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.
bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"
by FrikkieDeKat February 13, 2011