Boy Scout

A definition that has been thoroughly tainted by the other UD contributors. Boy scouts are not highly trained assassins who know over 9000 ways to kill someone. They do not try to set everything on fire, and any scout who paid any attention would know that a knife is not a toy, and under normal circumstances should not be used as a weapon. A boy scout is, on average, a preteen-adult who has an interest in developing useful skills, connecting with nature, or just making some friends with common interest.

UD Twat: Boy scouts r crazy and will fuck ur shit up if you cross them!!

Actual Boy Scout: No, we aren't all about violence the way you think we are. Please don't say stupid things like that.

by Oreo Wizard May 2, 2018

Boy scout

Total fucking bad ass. Usually stereotyped as a nerdy homosexual. Which some scouts are. But the cool ones know how to do things that are taught in the special forces.

Dick head: hah you are a boy scout you must be a fag!
Scout: say one more word and I will dislocate both of your arms, tie you in a pretzel and stab you multiple times with your own foot

by LordRBP November 15, 2011

chub scout

A physical reaction that occurs when a man is looking at a woman and finds her to be attractive. Because of this fact, he penis begins to get a little erect, or he has a "chub scout"

-tune of Copo Cabana.
"Chub scout,
she gives me chub scout..."

by Kasdun September 18, 2007

scout master

Any social misfit wearing fake useless merit badges that has sexual fantasies of molesting scouts in their tents while they are wearing their tighty whities.

The scout master popped a boner as he crawled into little scout Timmy's tent for an evening snack of twig and berries.

by Rupert Ventura March 20, 2014

girl scout

1. A youth program for girls (female equivalent to the Boy Scouts) that works to teach them life skills and how to sell cookies.

2. Slang for lesbian.

I bought 23 boxes of cookies from a girl scout.

Man, all the hot women are girl scouts.

by drogulus December 12, 2008

Scouting for girls

An overated band from the UK who tortured us with music such as 'Shes so lovely' and 'Elvis aint Dead'. The band has a repetitive style and tries to be funny. The band members are abnormally ugly.

I just downloaded the scouting for girls album by scouting for girls what a pile of unimaginably untalented shit id rather have downloaded a virus

by Allankey August 11, 2008

Green Scout

The supreme tower in all of Tower Defense Simulator. This tower has 0 reload, and has infinite range and damage. It is so powerful, only new players can use it. New players refuse to sell the legendary Green Scout sometimes because it is way better than the Accelerator, DJ, Command, Minigunner, Sledger and Toxic Gunner.

I heard Green Scout is OP in TDS

by Mr. Smart, the smart. July 25, 2021