Salford

Land of the universal credit merchants and dole lovers, everyone here is either high off cannabis or crack it’s always one of the two. Common hair cut here is looking like frank gallagher or short back and snide trim

“Salford is a right shithole, innit”

by HITLER_ADVICE September 19, 2023

go to stanford university

a nice way to say stfu without cursing

person 1 and 2: *talking really loudly*
person 3: why dont you both go to stanford university?
person 1 and 2: haha, very funny....wait what....fuck u.
person 3: hehehe

by oh heck nah November 17, 2022

Salford

Salfordians salt of the earth. Take no shit, mess about your mar’s house is getting shot up.

Salford is a city you melts we ain’t mancs

by S4LF0RD January 10, 2021

Stanford Chen

A little boy has no friends and is dead inside. He is lonely.

"Look at Stanford Chen, he'll always be alone haha."

by AaronLycanUW November 5, 2020

stanford tree

The worst mascot ever created. This is the official mascot of Stanfurd University. It is basically a giant tomato tower covered in trash. It dances like a mental patient at every game. It thinks it's the shit but it really looks like a retard. Go Bears.

The Stanford Tree began dancing the weed-infested Stanfurd bands "All Right Now".

by SacamanoandLomez October 15, 2015

Alexi Stanford

Annoying Spastic Midget. Big teeth, huge teeth. And an annoying laugh.

Melissa: Omg, she is acting like an Alexi Stanford :(
Julia: Yeah, I know. She is so annoying.

by Dr. Meth July 26, 2009

stanford ohs

Stanford OHS, formerly known as Stanford EPGY Online High School, is one of the greatest college prep schools of all time. OHSers are known for being intelligent, kind, motivated people, who know where they stand in the upper echelons of youth academia, yet choose to be very respectful of people not in their situation. While we as a school have no real rivals or competition and thus no propaganda to speak of, we do enjoy sending the occasional pompous preppie back to where they belong. Thus, you must NEVER be pompous, annoying, or rude to an OHSer, as we will mirthfully dismantle you while you talk. (i can proudly say i did this to a choatie with my friend in our robotics team when he tried to prove his superiority)

person 1: What school do you go to

ohser: stanford ohs

person 1: *googles* you go to THIS? i take back my insults and boasting!

by randomhomosapiens December 8, 2021