Mushroom Salesman

A fine gentleman who sells mushrooms. Generally involved in zinging others.

Well played Mushroom Salesman.

by Zapot April 4, 2010

Liquid Sadness

The shits. Intense serious squirts like Niagara Falls coming out of your ass. What Terry gets when she eats at Chipotle.

Dude, did you hear about Terry? She had a case of liquid sadness while in traffic the other day. She ruined her pants.

by JS-Shitter April 8, 2016

The Sands Effect

The Sands Effect occurs when you spend a night out drinking and get lucky enough to bring a girl back to your place. You only got the girl over because you were drunk and loose and free of any pressure. But because you were drunk your cock stays limp as if it were filled with sand. And because of this, sex is not and option. You go out the next night without drinking hoping to get the same girl over once more. You see the girl and at first she seems willing, but sober you is not good enough to get the girl over. So that night you go home with a cock harder than a rock, but with no female, only your left hand. And that ladies and gentleman is the sands effect.

One week into college Mateo had suffered The Sands Effect on three different occasions.

by Willy Boof September 18, 2019

march sadness

An overwhelming emotion in response to the cancellation of the entire NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.

"Why are you so sad this week? Coronavirus got you down?"
"No. It's March Sadness. There's no basketball this month, and there's no other sport to turn to!"

by poscogrubb March 16, 2020

Post Season Sadness Disorder

A health issue to sports fans after their favorite league or sport is done for the year and suffer severe depression until the next season starts.

After the Super Bowl, I suffer Post Season Sadness Disorder because football is over for 6 months.

by Sportsguy1991 March 16, 2014

trapper keeper of sadness

A person or group of person(s) that play professional football in the city of Cleveland, Ohio.

The Cleveland Browns can't ever seem to get their shit together, they are a Trapper Keeper of Sadness

by DinosaurFRUIT September 8, 2020

National Lemon Sadness Day

National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.

Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that

by Melon Sliced November 2, 2020