Rule #7

Defined by Christian Kane in his hit country-rock song "The House Rules": Rule #7 is don't touch the women, but they can grab anything they want to!

Rick: That girl in the cowboy boots is hot!

Dan: Rule #7, man!

Rick: I know, I know - I'll keep my hands to myself - but she doesn't have to!

by Juniper714 May 1, 2010

Rules

Why are you looking this up, nobody follows the rules on Urban Dictionary including the editors.

"Let me make a definitions about my crush and how sexy she is"

Looks at the rules

"Fuck that everybody needs to know how hot she is"

by LolCringe August 17, 2019

RULE #1

Don't Talk about FightClub......

RULE #1----Don't Talk about FightClub......

by Chris Nelson January 18, 2005

Rule 244

Fluttershy from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is ALWAYS cute. No exceptions.

Brony A: "I just saw "Best Night Ever", Fluttershy was kinda freaky."

Brony B: "Rule 244 dude.

Brony A: "Aww I know, it was so CUTE!"

by Brony Sunburst June 14, 2011

The Harry/Sally Rule

Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way.

Girl: "You are my best friend!"
Guy: "I'm not your friend"
Girl: "What?!?!?"
Guy: "I want to sleep with you"
Girl: "I don't want to ruin what we have"
Guy: "Ok - I guess The Harry/Sally Rule is true so I am officially not your friend anymore. Can we sleep together now?"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

rugless

A virgin. Totally sexless for life. Someone who has no idea what the genitals of the opposite sex even look like.

1st guy: Why is Barry buying tampons for his uncle?
2Nd guy: His uncle called and said there was a leak and cause he's rugless man - totally cluelss.

by philligree May 20, 2008

Rule 34

If it exists, there’s porn of it, no exceptions.

(35=If no porn found, it will be made)

Person : (Very innocent)
Some1 else: Rule 34
Some1 else: Rule 35
Person: (hopes and dreams are crushed) fuck

by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018