root beer

possibly the greatest thing ever to grace the planet.

man, i just drank an entire case of root beer!

by eneal August 19, 2008

root

...to make known to other people what a complete toolor douche you really are

Nate Alexander really rooted himself out when he told us he liked watching The Tony Danza show.

by jmay February 24, 2005

root beer

only the best soda EVER!!!!!!

me: I LOVE ROOT BEER!!!

by root beer lover April 28, 2011

jim root

jim root is a guotar player for the band SlipKnoT... he is awesome!

you: wow hear that guitar solo. its grate!
me: yer..thats Jim root!

by silje marie bryhn July 16, 2006

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by ralf May 16, 2004

Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

Root wonder

A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition

It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!

by Winter of '85 June 4, 2018