Chainsaw Repair

A term used when a man with a penis that sees a lot of sexual action/tears through a lot of vagina has to see a doctor due to damage done to the penis.

"I have to get my chainsaw repaired tomorrow. Fucked about a dozen girls last night and I think I did some serious damage."

by sirWilliamRaleigh April 19, 2010

Sorin Repair

A shoddy repair that although works, is subpar in quality and/or exterior look, often shunned by more expert repairmen.

"That's a Sorin repair"

by Master Sorin May 19, 2019

Reparation

An I'm sorry payment.

Wow, you stink, heres a dollar.

Thanks for the reparation.

by Skillledthis November 1, 2011

Repeat offender.

When you've previously slept with someone and then years later sleep with them again. In this case they don't count as a new lover so your number never goes up.

"Last night I accidentally hooked up with a repeat offender. I hope he doesn't call again."

by Lola XXX February 5, 2009

Anal Reparations

A widely accepted method for celebrating the holiday Juneteenth, in which white girls provide reparations for slavery to black men in the form of anal.

“Yo, got any plans for Juneteenth this Saturday?”
“Yeah, I’ve got this hot blonde Mickenzie coming over, she’s going to provide me with some anal reparations.”

by bobbobbobobobbob June 16, 2021

Recka

Record- a disc played on a record player, usually by a DJ.

Compact Disc

I went to the Recka Store to by P-Diddys new album.

by Mrvalsalva April 21, 2009

heat repair guy

the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent

coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is

by Shaft January 31, 2004