Religiously aligned romantic preference

Aka. R.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who practice same religion as them

Chelsea is an active parishioner of the Falun Gong faith and she is only interested in dating people who practice Falun Gong. She has a religiously aligned romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021

Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

Religious Pluralism

Unlike what most dumbasses will tell you, religious pluralism is not the idea that ever religion is correct, but instead the idea that anyone can attain spiritual enlightenment no matter what religion they were raised to believe

(Average televangelist who probably only does it for the money): Religious pluralism can’t be true! Islam and Christianity believe two different things about Jesus, therefore I have the right to force my fundamentalist religious zeal on others!
Blake (very cool guy): Bro stfu

by Urbandefiner1888 February 20, 2022

quite religious

Quite religious means that you are a little bit religious

Do you go to church on Sundays?? No we are quite religious, we just celebrate the big holidays,

by The3nglishmasta September 14, 2017

Religious

Oooo... Yeah... Sorry. Still going to kill it but... Gonna feel worse about it now... But hey, I already promised Jim I'd get him a new one so... There's that. You want to share his or... You want your own? Morgue wants to be one so imma give him like a Daedric plane or something... I donno.

Hym "Hey, I like religious people, man. Aside from your reality monster wanting you to kill me for not worshipping it... We don't really have a problem on my end. But, yeah, after seeing Battle Beast I am like 100% sure I should have been a lion-man and I WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!"

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023

religious burn

(1) slang: to disrespect someone (to diss)with a spiritual twist; to make fun of someone using religion or religious person(s)
(2) Creating of the ashes from palm frawns
(3) Smoking of marijuana or tobacco at specific time and place and savoring the experience.

If your friend says she hasn't been to church in a long time and is thinking about going back. You would say, "Did Jesus just think about dying for your sins?"

Dude that guy just took a smoke break and the way he savored that deathstick, it was a religious burn.

by HarveyB November 16, 2007

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020