The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
Get the Religious Existential Panicmug. Hym "About religious uncertainty doesn't apply here AND I have a retort... But not now. You'll know it when you see it. And beyond that... I don't call myself Bruce... Get it? BEYOND? Like, Batman BEYOND? Ah? Aah? Eheheheheh!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Religious Uncertaintymug. by Shotgunkelly May 20, 2014
Get the religious fervermug. Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
Get the Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)mug. a type of video were it has the one who made this video say "(insert religious idol) wants you to see this" or "scroll if you hate (this religious idol the audience believes in)" to make the audience believe that the person who created this video is talking about how the audience from any religion can be saved according to the religion the audience believes in but in reality the people who make these videos are in it for the money and don't want to spread their religious views which then that video then gets remixed so that either the original owner of those types of videos or the person who remixed that video gets more views/likes/subscribers and mostly do it for attention and clout.
video: scroll if you hate (religious figure the audience believes in) person 1: ok I'm a (insert religion related to that video) and i know for a fact that this is religious clickbait
by Alefain December 11, 2024
Get the religious clickbaitmug. When a man and a woman want to have sex but don't want to sin in the lords eyes. So they rub their penis and vagina together vigorously without penetration.
Him: Hey do you want to have sex?
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.
by God Lover 69 June 20, 2017
Get the Religious Sexmug. Hym "You don't get a say Jew lover. Religious people are going to get your kids killed. Get your guns ready on both the child murder and not child murder side because it's almost child murder o'clock."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the Religious Peoplemug.