The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
Get the Relaxing Unitmug. Word made by lavish sensational hammond for when people get a lil to hype for your liking so you gotta let them know what it is
by Lavishnoodle November 6, 2019
Get the Relaxmug. When you rub one out so vigorously, you can’t string thoughts together into words for a few minutes. Also known as vigorous self love.
by MeliSaysHey June 14, 2022
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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.
by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022
Get the Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.mug. Relaxing is something everybody needs in order to sleep, work and play and if we’re going to be living a longer time we needs lots of rest
Ask: So do you have a very mild temper because you have relaxation
Answer: I’d say that’s true because I never get mad..hahahaha
Answer: I’d say that’s true because I never get mad..hahahaha
by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023
Get the Relaxationmug. by BossTruth October 4, 2020
Get the relax your bonesmug. When you invite a girl over to have sex and hang out. Similar to Netflix and chill, but Climax and Relax doesn't include watching Netflix.
Chad: "Man I heard she went over to his place to climax and relax."
Bryant: "So they just hung out and had sex?"
Chad: "yup."
Bryant: "So they just hung out and had sex?"
Chad: "yup."
by Catharsis_Starfish October 24, 2017
Get the climax and relaxmug.