rectum wash

Ralphy had some crazy broad who gave his rectum a wash. When one licks around the asshole not for pleasure, but hygiene.

That crazy whore gave me a rectum wash

by dirtylove October 8, 2004

Rabbi rectum

A jewish girl studying to become a rabbi, who while studying the Talmud likes getting fucked in the ass.....scrolls can be used to penetrate the asshole.

That's Claire....she's rabbi rectum

by Anonymous Rabbi December 6, 2006

Rectum Rocket

Large member of the male genitalia used in anal insertion, purferably in females.(or males if you like that..... I guess)

Hey baby, come take a ride on my Rectum Rocket.

by Dixie Normous March 3, 2003

Rectum Cake

This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).

This, my friends, is Rectum Cake

Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!

Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.

by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 15, 2006

Proffesor Rectum

A name given to a highschool teacher with zero personality, a receding hairline, and leather strap penis.

Mr. Shifflet was acting like Proffesor Rectum again, with his droning voice and dome shaped forehead.

by EvieZ December 27, 2008

the rectum ripper

some idiot who belongs to this site, and thinks he is a smart ass who can just make fun of people with ADD and ADHD, and call them retards.

The rectum ripper is acctually a retard himself.

by hahaha July 20, 2006

rectum head

A person with a rectum for a head.

Kailin is a little rectum head in the spring time

by little_person January 27, 2004