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Raymond

by SCHIZO MODE May 10, 2020
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Raymound

Raymound is the most handsomest man you will ever meet. He is known for his sweetness and humor. He will make you laugh so hard you will owe your pants. All of the girls want him but he chooses the one girl who makes him be the person he is today. Raymound can be fun most of the time, but when something is wrong he will do whatever it takes to make it right. His name is pronounced Raymond but the way it is spelled makes that man unique as can be. That is why I am writing the definition.
Girl says: Hey do you know Raymound?
THE girl: yeah he’s my boyfriend.

A few years later THE girl and Raymound are married.
by pianogodd February 12, 2021
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Jessie Raymond Castleberry

Jessie Raymond Castleberry is a thicc boi. He doesn't like his first name because it sounds like a girl's name, so he goes my Raymond. He LOVES Star Wars. If he is thinking about Star Wars, nothing else can distract him. His wife is super unlucky because she doesn't know that he acctually is a closet gay. He's almost as far in the closet as Dean Winchester. Everyone hates him because he is a very mean person, but everyone acctually secretly loves him. He doesn't care if you make fun of him, but if someone does something wrong, then he will become very mad and yell at that person. When a person is finally free from him, he always comes back. His thicness is too much for the world, so he stays inside all day. He tries to be cool, so he always wears his visors backwards. He hates it when people don't tuck-in their shirts.
Jessie Raymond Castleberry is more thicc than your mom.
by my6000lblife July 14, 2018
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Everybody Loves Raymond

A show that G's watch while dreaming of spreading Ray Romano's asshole so wide that all of his internal organs fall out of it, and then doing questionable things with his organs.
Yo, that nigga b a total G, insted of fuccin shawty he b watchin dat Everybody Loves Raymond show n shii.
by G-Unit4 February 17, 2009
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raymond

A type of boy who is a complete slut and likes girls ranging from 13 to 30 in most cases. This type of guy is usually broke and a wannabe gold digger.
Damn dick see that foo tryin to get that girl drunk? He is such a raymond. He should just blaze it.
by Jazmin H October 23, 2007
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Raymond

A person who loves to do little kids in the bathroom on high school.
''Hey Raymond did you fuck some kids in their ass again?''
by Rubberbroek October 7, 2007
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raymon

a man, dumbass who wuld cheat on u and lie to you in ur face
"omg did u know that raymon is cheating on you." HE IS CHEATING ON YOU YVETTE.
by dark angel3 February 25, 2010
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