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Ramen Noodles

Aw crap! I’m poor and got no food in the fridge. I’ve been starving for 3 days and only got $2! What can I get? RAMEN NOODLES!
by You want a cookie? June 14, 2018
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Dago Ramen

What you make when:

1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.

Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.

The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.
Mick: "Man, I'm starvin'. What are we doin' for dinner?"
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."
by Hellzapoppin' June 1, 2021
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Juicy ramen

1. A thick ass

2. Asian ass
3. Can slurp from it
3. Shordy's real thick
3. Bang worthy
Can I eat dat juicy ramen
by Yeurrrrr December 2, 2017
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ramen-ra

The one and only true god of the Ramen religion. Ramen-ra hears the cries of all the hungry souls on Earth, and through his grace, he feeds them all. May his noodley appendages touch your soul, and may his salty broth sustain you.

Ramen.
I'm gonna eat an entire packet of Ramen spice as a tribute to our lord Ramen-ra.

Ramen. 🙏
by _Envy_ June 9, 2018
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The Ramen Rater

A website where instant noodles are reviewed. Very useful when going to the asian grocery and faced with a confusing wall of ramen noodles. www.theramenrater.com.
I was in Seattle at an asian grocery and couldn't read any of the noodle bags, so I hit up The Ramen Rater for some help.
by dogjuice February 24, 2012
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tomato ramen

the best thing you can make with ramen. By adding beef boulion cubes to the boiling ramen, and pouring tomato soup over the ramen, plus having 7 herbs and spices, this delacacy can be made for under 3 bucks.
by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005
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ramen boner

When you want someone else's ramen so badly that you get a boner.
Watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen boner
by Lonelybelovid April 20, 2015
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