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redneck racing stripes

Spatters of chew and spit on the side of a pickup. They emerge when a redneck spits out of his sidewindow, not taking care of where his chew-spit lands.
A: Oh man, have you seen those redneck racing stripes on the side of his pickup truck?
B: So gross. This guy must be from Alabama.
by rollztide July 19, 2012
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Fox Racing

Clothes that pretty much all have the fox head or fox logo on them and are mostly worn by posers. Very few people that wear them are actually athletes (ride four wheelers, dirt bikes, surf, etc.) and are worn often by the skanks that go to motocross and cross country races and try to pick up guys by pretending that they actually know something about races and riding (obviously in the case of dirt bike and four wheeler races)
Person 1: Did you see Alex's new Fox Racing shirt
Person 2: Yea, I don't think the kid has rode a day in his life
by yamahnda1122 September 29, 2009
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ambien racing

The act of taking a dose of ambien before getting into your car and driving home for the night. If you arrive home before you fall asleep, you win.

OR

Taking an ambien and then masturbating ferociously to see if you can get your rocks off before the ambien kicks in and you fall asleep with cock in hand.
Frat-Brah 1: Dude, I'm so pissed at my roommate.
Frat-Brah 2: How come brah?
Frat Brah 1: Brah, I came home this morning and my roommate was passed out on our couch with his dick in his hand.
Frat Brah 2: Oh man, sounds like someone was ambien racing.
by Lumberjack Hands August 11, 2012
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Armchair Racing

Acting like a race car driver while never having driven a race car on a track.

An automotive forum user who spends the majority of their free time researching racing products for their non-existent race car.

Research can also include racing techniques, building a race vehicle, proper configuration for said racing vehicle, etc.
Taking place in a discussion forum:

Andy says: "EBC RedStuff Brakes will not be on any (Insert race team name here) performance vehicles.

Since we are all into armchair racing on this forum, here is my current ideal race car setup: ...."

Brian replies with: "But I've read so many good things about EBC RedStuff Brake Pads online! I haven't ever used them, but I'm sure that any racer, any real racer would want to use them."
by The Ross May 5, 2012
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viagra racing

The act of popping a Viagra and boning as many chicks as possible in a 4 hour period.
Carson went viagra racing last night and broke his record by 2 chicks
by Cumlord 69000 November 7, 2013
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Bmx racing

Stands for BICYCLE MOTO CROSS. Racing Bmx bikes on a dirt track
by Bmx_hoe November 29, 2018
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Dirt Racing

Spend a lot of money on your race car to win very little
Hey let's go dirt racing to win $100
by Pittsburgh Kid 1 November 28, 2021
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