A sport where the criminal activities of players can be overlooked. Search "afl drugs" , "afl rape" , "afl gang bashing" , "afl player drink driving" , "afl player assaults policewoman" , and the most insidious of all "afl sexual assault hush money" . It's an attitiude that filters down to the lower grades in acts of violence and racism(search "werribee junior afl team assaults disabled girl" and "grubbers attack jewish man" for details). They also recently exported their mindless criminality and violence to Ireland in the form of a "hybrid" international that combined the idiocy of professional AFL with the athletic prowess of amatuer gaelic football, the series now appears to be abandoned after complaints of violence and thuggery both on and off the field from the Irish. (search "Fevola assaults Irish barman", of course he apparently assaulted him after standing at the bar spitting into a pile of a teammates fresh vomit, did I mention they are all class?)
The governing body has made the wise decision of contracting media outlets to provide "favourable coverage" which is why it's mindless band of supporters seem to believe it to be an unstoppable force that will over-run world sport, unfortunately for them the reality is that it's taken over 100 years to gain any level of support from more than 1/2 of Australias population (NSW & QLD), and that is on the back of the mass migration of Victorians to the Northern states.
Also known as aerial ping-pong, forcings-back, fagball, gAyFL, AwFuL and the Australian Felon League. It is the only sport that rewards mediocrity by awarding points for missing a shot at goal.
The governing body has made the wise decision of contracting media outlets to provide "favourable coverage" which is why it's mindless band of supporters seem to believe it to be an unstoppable force that will over-run world sport, unfortunately for them the reality is that it's taken over 100 years to gain any level of support from more than 1/2 of Australias population (NSW & QLD), and that is on the back of the mass migration of Victorians to the Northern states.
Also known as aerial ping-pong, forcings-back, fagball, gAyFL, AwFuL and the Australian Felon League. It is the only sport that rewards mediocrity by awarding points for missing a shot at goal.
AwFuL supporter - Did you watch the footy?
Normal Human - Sure did, did you see Benjis try?
AwFuL supporter - No, I mean AFL.......Australian Rules Football
Normal Human - Why would I watch that rubbish, are you trying to imply I'm gay? Or some sort of criminal groupie? I would never follow that tripe, now remove yourself from my sight and return to whatever hole you crawled out of.
Normal Human - Sure did, did you see Benjis try?
AwFuL supporter - No, I mean AFL.......Australian Rules Football
Normal Human - Why would I watch that rubbish, are you trying to imply I'm gay? Or some sort of criminal groupie? I would never follow that tripe, now remove yourself from my sight and return to whatever hole you crawled out of.
by Andrew Dameeeeechoooooo December 23, 2006
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1. You cannot talk to this person.
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1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.
Today on the bus, Bob was wearing a Team Jacob shirt, I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. I had to follow the Harry Potter vs. Twilight rules for the rest of the day.
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"Alex lost a game of beer pong while playing under Duck Sauce Rules. That is why he is currently vomiting on the carpet."
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B: "Thats Party Rules!"
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A : "Hey man, up for some Party Rules later?"
B :"Na, the girlfriend is round"
A :"WTF that's not PR!"
B: "I know, I'll try and sneak some sweaty PR in as soon as she falls asleep"
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A: "Bro, Your Dad has a 'Party Rules' Beard!"
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B: " He got Party RULES'd"
B: "Thats Party Rules!"
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A : "Hey man, up for some Party Rules later?"
B :"Na, the girlfriend is round"
A :"WTF that's not PR!"
B: "I know, I'll try and sneak some sweaty PR in as soon as she falls asleep"
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A: "Bro, Your Dad has a 'Party Rules' Beard!"
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A: "Shit, that dude just got rinsed by my Draganof blindfire"
B: " He got Party RULES'd"
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RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
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RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
RULE 6- laugh at yourself, if u get made fun of for a bad decision or two u can't take yourself too seriously because the most important thing u should be doing is having fun and doing what feels right in the moment
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Get the Taylor's Hookup Rules mug.The following rules apply to pirate road trips:
1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
(Pirate Rules)
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
Get the Pirate Rules mug.30 Do not answer shitty riddles
31 Lead from the front
32 Never let down your country
33 Don’t give a fuck about the trollers
34 Don’t look back
35 When you are fucked don’t show you are fucked, that makes the other person fucked
36 Destroy every single feminist Cuz they all are bitches
37 Never work on your own, always copy your friends work
38 Make your girl fly and always choose her sister over her
39 “I can’t marry you if my father refuses” In such a situation, kill her father so she marries you
40 If teacher orders you to get out of the class, go with dignity
41 Never fall in a trap by the hoe
42 If a girl slaps you, Punch her
43 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Never ask for help from a bish
44 No matter whom you fight don’t forget to show off
45 Chicks are temporary, Science is eternal
46 Don’t let the villain transform
47 No kissing before marriage it’s also haram
48 Terrorize minimum wage workers
49 The customer is always right
50 Force every food establishment to serve breakfast 24/7
51 Destroy bitches in such a way that they never dare to argue with you again
52 Milk is good for health
53 Sigma male always talk about reality
54 Don’t share your words with anyone
55 Break others nose but never break your girl’s heart
56 Be egoistic about your hard work, no matter who they are
57 Never reply to tough questions
31 Lead from the front
32 Never let down your country
33 Don’t give a fuck about the trollers
34 Don’t look back
35 When you are fucked don’t show you are fucked, that makes the other person fucked
36 Destroy every single feminist Cuz they all are bitches
37 Never work on your own, always copy your friends work
38 Make your girl fly and always choose her sister over her
39 “I can’t marry you if my father refuses” In such a situation, kill her father so she marries you
40 If teacher orders you to get out of the class, go with dignity
41 Never fall in a trap by the hoe
42 If a girl slaps you, Punch her
43 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Never ask for help from a bish
44 No matter whom you fight don’t forget to show off
45 Chicks are temporary, Science is eternal
46 Don’t let the villain transform
47 No kissing before marriage it’s also haram
48 Terrorize minimum wage workers
49 The customer is always right
50 Force every food establishment to serve breakfast 24/7
51 Destroy bitches in such a way that they never dare to argue with you again
52 Milk is good for health
53 Sigma male always talk about reality
54 Don’t share your words with anyone
55 Break others nose but never break your girl’s heart
56 Be egoistic about your hard work, no matter who they are
57 Never reply to tough questions
by Herme5 September 22, 2021
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