Call Me Ronald

when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind

* Meets a random person *

* Rub your eyebrows *

* Knows everything about the person *

Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met

" Call me Ronald..... "

by sex32 December 29, 2020

Ronald Jenkees

FUCKING AWESOME piano player on youtube

wow look at Ronald Jenkees play hes fucking good

by cky2gen August 26, 2010

Ronald Reagen

How retarded worshipers of Ronald Reagan (mis-) spell his name.

Your nemesis: I love Ronald Reagen!
You: 1) You're an idiot for spelling "Reagan" wrong.

2) You're an idiot for liking Reagan

by FDR was way better. May 4, 2010

Ronald Drump

Some guy who wanted to tear down a wall build by Donald Trump

Guy: Hey did you hear that Ronald Drump tore down the wall?

by MeatIoafgod November 11, 2020

ronald mcdonald

child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Ronald McDonald

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.

by Andrew B July 27, 2006

Ronald Wilson Reagan

THE MOST OVERRATED PRESIDENT EVER! His reign (1981-1989) was marked by a huge shift in wealth from the middle class up to the rich. Reaganomics was the nuclear bomb dropped on the middle class in the class warfare battle. Reagan was very anti-union and during his reign working class wages fell as C.E.O. pay soared.Reagan cut taxes on corporations and the wealthy, by almost half, shifting the tax burden to the middle class. The resulting reduction in revenue, along with an insane peace-time military build up, lead to a tripling of our national debt.

Reagan also sold weapons toSaddam Hussein during the Iraq-Iran War and helped establish the Taliban in Afganistan to fight the Soviet Union.

The G.O.P. idolizes Ronald Wilson Reagan and want to continue his destruction of the American dream. The lasting legacy of our 40th president is: reganomics, the huge national debt and the rob-the-poor-to-feed-the-rich policies the GOP holds so dearly 20 years later. So many repubitards worship Ronald Reagan like a god it's no wonder they never get endorsements from unions, teachers or anyone with any sense of compassion.

by Charles_U_Farley July 27, 2009