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rektorocket

One who drives his dick up another male's asshole.
That rektorocket shoved his cock so far up his ass, that it was red for days.
by Greg Frank October 7, 2003
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Rektipus

When someone gets rekt several times and you're going to say rekt once, you use this word, combining the popular phrase rekt with a popular sea creature known for many appendages.
Friend: *playing nondescript videogame* Ahh, I got killed. Dang it, I died again! Ah! Again!!
You: Rektipus
by orangeflurry April 23, 2015
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rektosaurus

When you get so rekt in a game or in real life by another person that it goes beyond "rekt" to "rektosaurus".
*massive outplay LoL*
"REKTOSAURUS!!!" - From the player doing the rekking
by NoProblem... Douche June 13, 2016
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rekterling

Something small that destroys you no matter what you do.
"Fucking rekterlings again."
"Get fucked bro"
by markuspls February 19, 2017
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Rektum

Getting your ass kicked so hard that you get completely destroyed.

Having anal sex so hard that you get Rekt.
Man: "Baby, schould we have a nice time?"
Woman: "Ohh yeah, I want a Rektum."

Player 1: "You got rekt."
Player 2: "Yeah, Rektum."
by Urbanionary May 29, 2017
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Rektastic

Coined from the slang 'rekt', as in 'get rekt', used in gaming communities. When something is rektastic, you really pwned everyone.
Dude did you see me!? That was rektastic!! I wiped out their entire team, and it was 3 to 1!!
by Slixter November 1, 2019
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Spirytus Rektyfikowany

originally marketed as an ethanol based petrol additive, Spirytus Rektyfikowany is now sold at most liquor stores near section-8 housing. Superficially it resembles everclear, but the special distillation process imparts Spirytus Rektyfikowany with a unique taste. It can be drunk straight or mixed at a 1:2 ratio with water to create vodka. Also known simply as "spiritus" and "spirutus" because the full translation is "ethanol based gasoline octane rectifier". According to the manufacturer "the name is not important. We have a very loyal customer base, and to them, what really matters is what's inside". However, critics have noted that every time the company has tried to shorten the neck of the bottle, sales have rapidly plummeted.
journal of a Spirytus Rektyfikowany man:

I did my daily rounds in the parking lots near the liquor store, asking people for a few dollas for a train ticket. By noon I had enough dollas for the first bottle of spiritus. I went into tha store lookin for that green label and gold cap and that nice long smooth neck that makes it go down like cream. After that, things get a bit fuzzy
by bob the alcoholic October 1, 2010
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