queef

It's when your pussy farts.

Girl: What the fuck?! My pussy farted!
Friend: Haha!! You did what is called "queef"

by Bunnies! December 31, 2011

queefing

pussy fart the musical

Queefing is something I frequently do

by Hoof Dog April 11, 2017

queefed

The act of queefing. Verb, past tense, meaning to pussy fart.

Amanda queefed while she was in the bathroom.

by Katherine Corrow October 22, 2007

queefing

When too much air builds up during insertion from the penis. When the penis is removed it results in the excretion of air buildup and is released without female control. "Farting"

As Jake was removing his massive dick from her wet pussy, she queefed.

by Anita Cox February 12, 2004

Queefe

A fart or expultion of air from a vagina. Very rarely, man queefes occur. This is when air is expelled from the hole in a penis

When i was licking her puss, she queefed in my mouth. It was sick.

by The Sweeper July 05, 2003

queef

Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes when a girl is tight or loose, the penis is small for the vagina or large for the vagina, when it is expelled from said vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse, generally emitted after a pull-out. Gentlemen, this is a good thing unless the woman is just loosey-goosey. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.

As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.

by nooneknowsme810 September 06, 2009

queef

Pronunciation

/ka-wee-f/

Verb
1. To fart out of a vagina (literal).

2. To make an embarrassing mistake; past tense (queefed).

3. An act of being really stressed out and and/or shook.

Noun
4. A very weird male or female that is usually awkward and embarrassing to be around.

Exclamation
5. Used to express embarrassment.

1. My vagina is so loose I am queefing more often.

2. Oh my gosh I just queefed! I literally forgot my wallet for the third time. Can you give me coin?

3. I am actually queefing. Cardi B’s performance at the Grammy’s is so iconic.

4. Everyone at my computer science class are queefs.

5. *Drops book* queef...

by Queefology May 16, 2019